“Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough…
The vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.
We only have one star.
“How much to hire a church singing group?”
“You mean a choir?”
“Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?”
Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?
Prism. It’s a light sentence
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.They put me in the ICU.
Dude 1: “Hey bro?”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”
Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Dude 2: “Brochure”