Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?
Prism. It’s a light sentence
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.They put me in the ICU.
Dude 1: “Hey bro?”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”
Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Dude 2: “Brochure”