They banned hot dogs at the office ever since i used them as drumsticks on susan’s neck.
There is no room in this room cause you brought an elephant with you
We were making out on the couch and She’s like “Let’s take this upstairs” I’m like “Ok you grab one side and I’ll grab the other!”
This is still funny.
I plan to say ridiculous things to people all day, but it’s totally OK cuz I’m gonna say, “no offense” afterwards.
Allow me to demonstrate my special technique of hearing what isn’t being said.