Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don’t even have a battery in my smoke detector, and fire is real.
Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was “give them their own school.”
Fun way to make someone question everything: comment “you are so brave” on all their selfies.
Before handing your wallet and wife’s necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman.
Kid, if you don’t know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don’t deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn’t cry.