Never let the fear of failure keep you from failing.
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he’ll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
White, black, brown, yellow, man, woman, transgender, gay, straight, Christian, Muslim, young, old, ALL of you will taste the same to the zombies.
Saving the planet will require sacrifice and right now I’m thinking you.
Being wrong is most effective when done loudly.
Happy birthday to William Shakespeare, who wrote good.
I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other symptoms of his alcoholism included violent rampages and chronic nausea.
Yes, other people are stupid. But to everyone but you, you are one of those other people.
152,000 people will die today but not the one you want.