Dyslexics are teople poo!
Your proctologist called. He found your head.
I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
I’m speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I’m going.
You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn’t looking, I did.
First time at a chinese supermarket. Staff: “What u want?” Me: “What’s dead?”
Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, “Now, what shall we name the other one?”
I hate skiing or any other sport where there’s an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.