@TheZachCozad

Can’t get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving “this doesn’t work” and “I’m bleeding to death”.

@TheZachCozad

“Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you”

Yeah….so is a grenade

@TheZachCozad

Babies are 60% water, I can walk on babies, therefore I am 60% jesus