@The_MartiniGirl

I love when people tell me to get my act together and I’m like who the hell is acting geez.

@The_MartiniGirl

I really was gonna jog at the park today….but I just found an empty park bench so I’ll just have a few smokes and cheer the joggers on.

@The_MartiniGirl

Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain.

@The_MartiniGirl

Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn’t work find alcohol like I did.

@The_MartiniGirl

Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.