I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe.
Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire.
I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home.
I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger.
The only double penetrating I’ll ever do is eating the double stuff Oreo I just dropped into my coffee.
Remember that time when you didn’t call, & a giraffe round house kicked your neck, & you fell off a merry-go-round & died?nnSo sad. Really.
If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact.