@ThisLocalHater: Pretty rude of this cop to pull me over while I'm trying to change my pinned tweet
@ThisLocalHater: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee and watched at least 45 minutes of archived Ted Bundy trial footage.
@ThisLocalHater: Let me slip into something more comfortable.
*climbs into a wood chipper*
@ThisLocalHater: [pouring another round of shots for my dolls]
What do you mean isolated and unstable?
@ThisLocalHater: If you hate the word moist, try replacing it with muggy.
For example: Her panties were muggy af.
@ThisLocalHater: Him: Hey girl, what that mouth do?
Me: Mostly complain. Sometimes binge eat. I also get these weird sores that - wait, where are you going?