Of course the Midwest takes sports very seriously, what else are we going to obsess over…corn?
I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me:No.
Why is it that in horror movies, no matter how many times I shout at the screen, the characters never seem to listen? I’m trying to save you idiots!