Jeez…it’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.
I spent the last 2 hours standing in my driveway with the leaf blower, so I could meet my neighborhood noise quota.
Follow people around the park while carrying 10 rubber chickens. There’s no law that says you can’t.
I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
They say Stouffer’s family-size lasagna serves 6.
Challenge accepted. [grabs fork]
I sure hope the family likes these Slim Jim burritos.