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i was going to get married, but
my wife refuses to sign the
divorce papers

A techno song lasted longer
than my first marriage

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Please don't rub my failures in my face.

Smh he also maxed out my #whiskeyquotes #toronto

I hate to be this guy (I don't) but you know what

Couple of funnies for you guys. Follow @thefunnytw

This is real. There are these Machiavellian thieve

#tattooprocess #tattooartist #stencilstuff #ink #

Ape together strong #apetogetherstrong #feminism #

Story of my life. #funnytweets #relationshipquotes

I'm back with a dark tweet thingy again.

10/10 would grate again 💓

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