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Page of TodaysResume's best tweets

@TodaysResume : Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply "What do you meme?"

@TodaysResume: During your interview, try ending every sentence with "dot jpg".

"How would you say you handle job pressure?"

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