to make olympic skateboarding more realistic they should release kids with scooters into the park that the competitors must navigate around
Select the reason for canceling your order:
◽️Item(s) would not arrive on time
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☑️ I was drunk
deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring
them: i hate answering emails
me: yeah, it’s the worst
them: let’s just have a meeting
me: wait
a haunted house called blood bath & beyond
My favorite Easter tradition is changing the subject when my mom calls and asks if I went to church.
and are these “NFTs” with us in the room right now?
escape room concept (advanced): it’s Christmas and your family is asking why you’re still single
Nobody has ever believed in me as much as the chef at this food cart who just handed me a burrito not wrapped in foil.
I just returned from a long trip and tossed my suitcase on the floor of my room, so I won’t see those clothes again for several months.
I have some overdue fees at the library, if you’re into bad boys.
Ever notice how loud the sound of opening a beer can at work is?
The best thing about money is that if you give it to the right person they’ll hand you donuts.
I hate it when I forget my password and the security questions make me relive all of my childhood.
For as much as they teach you “Stop, Drop, and Roll” as a kid, I really expected to be on fire at least once in my life.