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@TriciaLockwood : jason: may I tell u something? me: anything baby. jason: for the last year whenever u get drunk u start to make Pig Noises, u do it with a challenging look in ur eye, if I ask u about the Pig Noises u get offended and run away to the next room where u continue to oink softly

@TriciaLockwood: me: this cat is kissing me on the lips because it LOVES me
cat: mother's lips taste perpetually of bacon