Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too.
Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question ‘What’s up?’
Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I’m not sure what it means.
A baby was born laughing really hard with it’s fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it’s tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill.
Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes.