One thing I’ve learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you.
-babies
Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents.
Febreze commercial:
“Now we remove her blindfold and…”*has panic attack, stabs camera man, vomits, jumps out closed window*
This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won’t be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first.
The scariest thing about the terrorists is how fast they can do the monkey bars in their training camp videos.
I have a Boo and a Bae. I guess you can say I have Boobaes.
My cat’s name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw “Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda”
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.