It breaks my heart to know that I live in a country where some of its citizens actually can’t believe that isn’t butter.
Me: It’s going to be a great day!
Life: Yeah, about that…
Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect.
If I hear a bump in the night, I’m hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves.
Let’s not buy them two of all the same toys we said.
It’ll teach them to share, we said.
We are idiots.
After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.