Me to client: Is there anywhere else you’re purchasing supplies with other than me?
Client: sadly no. Just you.
Me:
Client: I didn’t mean it like that!
Thought I’d surprise her with that hitachi on her Amazon wish list but autocorrect changed it to hibachi…boy was she surprised.
Ever had sex so bad you felt like calling a manager to complain?
I started feeding the birds a steady diet of pastel died Rice… You know, to brighten up the neighborhood a little bit…