@UnFitz: A shark, a crocodile and a giant spider walk into a bar.
There’s no punchline. It’s just a typical night in Australia.
@UnFitz: Men are from Mars, women are from a planet that probably smells nicer than Mars.
@UnFitz: Tragically, I misread her profile. Apparently her favorite position is "reserved cowgirl."
@UnFitz: "Did you just elect a pope in there?" he asked as the vape cloud billowed from her car window.
@UnFitz: Saw Little Women. Totally misleading title. They stayed normal-sized the whole time. 2 stars.
@UnFitz: Pet me.
Yeah, that's it.
No, not there. *opens your vein*