“You’re just not my cup of tea” I say to someone else’s cup of tea.
17: If I was gay would you still love me?
Me: Of course.
17: If I committed crimes?
17: If I voted for Trump-
Me: Dead to me.
Her: Stop being absurd. Just be yourself.
Me: Make up your mind.
We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field.
Her side is mined.
Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl.
Tip: “At the same time” has more characters than “simultaneously.”
The point is, having a vocabulary helps you tweet gooder.
Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard.
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.