“Kill it!!”
“Relax Sam, it’s just a spider.”
“KILL IT!”
“Relax,” Arthur thought to himself, “you’re just being paranoid.”
“Mom, the kid in the other car is making faces at me.”
“Just ignore him, sweetie.”
that time you heard your best friend swear in front of his mom
let the world know you’re kind of a big dill
Soldiers seen here arriving before the infamous Battle of Baguettysburg.
when you’re trying to sneak out and grab the amazon package first thing in the morning but your neighbor spots you
there’s music for literally every activity
“SAY IT.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
if someone would only design a type of headwear with some sort of built-in device to block the sun they’d probably make a fortune
as the prophecy foretold
“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”
“Yeah, I was hoping you could help us. We’re trying to find a motel that takes cash and doesn’t ask a lot of questions.”
they’re just heading into the office early to ketchup on some paperwork
Dumplings,
