If someone ever challenges you to a fight, pull your pants off and chase them crotch first. I’m currently undefeated with this method.
I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit.
You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they’re probably a cab driver.