We take our 40% off sale seriously at
Tinder isn’t a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone’s living room sends a pretty damn clear message too.