Aladdin’s love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors.
If I ever get married, I’m not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater.
Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone.
I now have fifty pictures of drunk me.
“Just because you can’t dance, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance”
-Alcohol