I was really expecting to get murdered by some creepy person from the Internet by now.
Have you tried growling until they back away slowly?
Craigslist: Meet your soulmate and lose a kidney all in one magical night.
*pulls away from kissing*
Me: Please insert 2oz of cheese to continue.
Relationship status: The pizza is late and I’m worried
I don’t know who put chairs in the elevator, but that’s a kind of laziness that I can respect.
Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I’m sobering up.