Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

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Page of VodkaTiem's best tweets

@VodkaTiem : Craigslist: Meet your soulmate and lose a kidney all in one magical night.

@VodkaTiem: *pulls away from kissing*
Me: Please insert 2oz of cheese to continue.

@VodkaTiem: Relationship status: The pizza is late and I'm worried

@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.

@VodkaTiem: Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I'm sobering up.