This is my emotional support knife.
Them: you smell so good what is that?
Me: bleach
*after sex
No, you cannot sleep over.
Husband:
I just made coffee without coffee in it… I made water.
How’s your day going?
You do you.
I’m gonna do me.
*married sex
According to my DNA results, I’m 99% high af.
My husband doesn’t worry about me cheating because he knows I hate everyone.