Melania Trump says her husband is “not Hitler.” That’s true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands.
Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn’t tell anyone.
If Miley Cyrus really wanted to shock us at the VMAs, she’d show up in a burka covered in a snowsuit and slowly add more clothing each hour.
Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn’t breaking news. It’s been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone.
Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God’s plan. God must not like her very much.
FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with “iPhone 6 in Stock” and watch the shenanigans ensue.
Save money this Halloween by utilizing last years’ hobo costume to dress up as this year’s federal employee.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear.
Police say Oscar Pistorius is a flight risk. How? Does he also have a pair of propeller feet?