i know it’s been said a billion times but literally everything about Brendan Fraser is fantastic
the $25 stuffed animal gets me every time
we had no idea the Scorpion Team would be so aggressive
on this day in 2001 my roommate picked up the phone and canceled at 93% my Napster download of Ms. Jackson by Outkast that had been going for 11 hours
my daughter just died of embarrassment when i accidentally appeared for two-tenths of a second in the background of her class zoom meeting. please respect my family’s privacy during this difficult time.
walgreen’s cashier: how’s your evening going?
me: WELL IM BUYING LICE SHAMPOO HERE RACHEL SO NOT TOO GREAT SO FAR
Quit making fun of my barbed wire tattoo literally no one has even tried climbing over my arm since I got it.
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