What idiot called it the bicycle repair shop and not
What idiot called it a witch hunt and not the War on Seance?
What idiot called it a picnic and not a blanquet?
What idiot called it grand larceny and not klepto currency
What idiot called it a pig thief and not a ham burglar?
What idiot called it “The Nightmare Before Christmas” and not “A Nightmare on Elf Street?”
What idiot called it “home for the holidays” and not “an aunt infestation”
What idiot called it Black Friday and not Welcome to the Jingle
What idiot called it hoarding, and not Stock Home Syndrome?
What idiot called it “ectoplasm” and not 🎵JELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
What idiot called it “being a werewolf” and not “having a beast infection?”