how to hot dogs:
1) “read” hot dogs instructions
2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink
3) add 1 piece of ketchup
alright. if everything happens for a reason why did i put a scarecrow in the shower
your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig
before stairs there’d be someone on the second floor and people would ask “how’d you get up there” and they’d be like “i don’t know”
welcome to denny’s. don’t eat that brown stuff. that’s tables
before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do
Do you know why I pulled you over?
“Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet.”
I meant this time
Please step out of the oven.
What if the missing plane is still up there?
Did you check the sky?
See, this is why you’ll never advance, Kevin.
Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
“Can I see your ID?”
*lowers them again*
“What are you doing?”
I don’t know.