You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it swim
Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.
Sorry I said you and your husband look related.
Sorry I said you and your husband look related.
You probably need to be having sex prior to claiming you have a safe word.
*receives text from wife
“I’m done”
Ok. I’ll have my lawyer call yours.
“I meant work”
Ok. Cool.
If I was one of the seven dwarfs I’d be Nopey.
The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew.