[At my funeral]
Polite people: Well, he’s in heaven now.
Twitter followers: Let’s not make any assumptions.
Hell, YES, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
Nobody looks that great in a mask but if you have gorgeous eyes and jacked-up teeth this could be your moment.
If Hugh Hefner ran a company wearing pajamas so can you.
Do people who knit know about the industrial revolution?