@XOperfectmessXO

I hate it when I fall in love with someone, then the light turns green and they drive away

@XOperfectmessXO

When you search your kid’s backpack and find they have a project due tomorrow and wish you would have found drugs instead.

@XOperfectmessXO

You’re like a dressing room

You make me want to take my clothes off and try things

@XOperfectmessXO

Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door