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SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don’t think I can ever recover from this

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Why am I crying in the coffee shop rñ

Why am I crying in the coffee shop rñ

Whoever wrote this headline deserve three raises a

Whoever wrote this headline deserve three raises and a high five. With a chair. On their face.

For anyone interested, the sword symbolises "the s

For anyone interested, the sword symbolises "the scientist's fight for what they, in rigorous research, has found to be good, right and true."

If you're in Poland or the Ukraine, you get a mace!

Via @francesboreham

Baby reviews should be a thing. Unboxing babies in

Baby reviews should be a thing. Unboxing babies instead of gender reveal. I can imagine @linustech dropping a review baby intel sent him for free.

Y'all can disagree but I'd like to propose to some

Y'all can disagree but I'd like to propose to someone on the second date, huge public spectacle - have a ton of people watching 😐. Be a nice story to tell the kids

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"Very happy people found this so funny! I spent si

"Very happy people found this so funny! I spent six years making content for CollegeHumor and Comedy Central. Staff me on your projects! Once I get out of federal prison." - @psrobalino

They did her dirty

They did her dirty

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