“Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop.”
“I’m a cop.”
“So you’re a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let’s do this shit”
You know what they say? Once you go white, you’ll rob the world of it’s resources and murder indigenous peoples.
“By night’s end, one of these teams will be the victor.” Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead.
The difference between my “Maine lobster” and my “main lobster” is boiling water or a high five.
I wouldn’t want lesbian parents. Not because I’m homophobic. I just don’t want to get stuck in an endless loop of “Go ask your mother.”
Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I’m making a pros and cons list.
Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home.
Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.
Why does gigahertz? Because megabytez.