Life is like a bear, play dead and it will leave you alone.
Ignorance is bliss, and rampant.
My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary’s ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.
I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
Whenever I motorboat a stripper, I spend more time on the left boob cuz its closer to the heart. I’m a die hard romantic.