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@YourDailyGroan : If you never milked a dead horse or got stoned from a turnip you don't know how to mix metaphors. You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
@YourDailyGroan: I believe in workplace drug testing.
That's why I slipped Ambien and Ex-Lax into my boss' coffee.
Let's test which one works faster.
@YourDailyGroan: Why cotton swab companies haven't used "just the tip" as an advertising slogan yet is beyond me.
@YourDailyGroan: Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest.