@YourMomsucksTho

You can love someone with all your heart and still frequently daydream about hitting them with a shovel ok

@YourMomsucksTho

My husband and I were going to start trying to communicate better until we realized how horrible that actually is

@YourMomsucksTho

You’re not “retaining water” Shannon, you’re retaining the 37 bottles of wine you drank since early March

@YourMomsucksTho

Couldn’t find regular eggs so i just bought 3 dozen Cadbury caramel eggs because where there’s a will there’s a way

@YourMomsucksTho

I didn’t survive various alcohol poisoning events in the 90’s just to get taken out by a virus

@YourMomsucksTho

I’m assuming my husband bought me gym clothes and fat burning supplements because he wants a divorce

@YourMomsucksTho

Please donate 30$ to my child’s school funrun so she can get a pencil as a prize, thank you