I’m assuming my husband bought me gym clothes and fat burning supplements because he wants a divorce
Please donate 30$ to my child’s school funrun so she can get a pencil as a prize, thank you
It’s taking my husband like way longer to leave me for a younger woman than movies and tv led me to believe it would and honestly I’m pretty annoyed
I need a Magic 8 ball so i can find out if I’m drinking today or if I’m re-shaking it until i am
If she says “do you notice anything different about me?” just jump into a gorilla enclosure or something
My husband is taking me to a scenic bridge today so i guess this is goodbye
I didn’t watch the video you sent I just waited 3 minutes then wrote hahaha
Welcome to your 40’s you are 15-20lbs overweight no matter what and sweat constantly. You irritate anyone under 30, and have 5 years max left before your phone completely confuses you.
How do I tell my husband I only like him as a friend without it getting weird
I can tell you from experience that the “fake it till you make it” saying is true for most things in life, just not flying a helicopter.
My husband keeps texting me he loves me and that i’m hot, what a weirdo like calm down pal, we’re married
I have like 17 hours to kill I think I’ll listen to one Pink Floyd song
Being a wife and mom is kind of like being a lawyer, everyone hates you until they need you
If you start a sentence with “I seen”, i’m just going to go ahead and assume the next part will not be “the inside of a book”
If Satan isn’t real then why am I in a group text with my family