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Page of Zwolf666's best tweets

@Zwolf666 : Oh my god, killer snails are after us. Walk. Walk for your lives.

@Zwolf666: Stephen Hawking's worn out two pair of shoes since the last time my co-worker said something intelligent.

@Zwolf666: My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth.