Some girls look like they’ve barely broken a sweat after hot yoga while I look like a tomato that’s been doused by a fire hose.
As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie.
I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I’m familiar with commitment.
You don’t realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee.
A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently.
I answer with an automatic “Yes” each time my mom says “Oh, have I told you…?” I could miss out on something good but chances are slim.
So, I’m officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We’re planning a June wedding!