Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp?
“He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head.”
“No babe, this calls for a full dragon.”
Pizza places should give away free pizza car air-freshners. Within 5seconds of sitting in your car, you WILL crave pizza.
Relationship status: Page 7 of @funTweeters
Follow Sunday: @funTweeters, because boredom.
#FF @funTweeters. Killing me wonly!