I can count the people I trust on my middle finger.
Why can’t I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded.
Where there’s a will, there’s a greedy bastard hoping you die.
Just left WalMart. All the cute well behaved kids must be at Target.
The Bible Belt – the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.
Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.
Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.
Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.
Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.