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Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it’s the thought that counts.

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Of course I can keep a secret, It’s the people I tell it to that can’t.

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My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.