I don’t dance. Unless it’s for money.
Exits public bathroom stall
Makes eye contact with the person next in line
Mouths: “I’m so sorry”
Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help.
Due to the weather, I was able to use the words “wet and slippery” at work all day without anyone thinking I’m a big perv.
My family’s invaded my house for the weekend.
As a side note my dog’s been walked 18 times
Pro tip: Don’t moan when getting a pat down at airport security