@aaronneedshelp

were your parents the last ones to pick you up from school or are you normal

@aaronneedshelp

colleges: i’m going to put you in so much debt you can’t even breathe

also colleges: *teary voice* what do you mean you won’t donate to our alumni fund

@aaronneedshelp

When I die i’m donating half my body to science and half my body to a magician