Why do they say “character actress”? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?
The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Starbucks? Yes I’d like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name’s Adam, but you can call me Aldin.
Here’s how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks:
Lying.
Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop.
Prove you’re not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic
Remember when we used to call the “self check-out” – ‘Theft’?
Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink