And the Lord said in the presence of a loading zone
when your food arrives but you have to wait for everyone else at the table
dog owners: their name is buddy
cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito
if by “picking up hotties at the club” you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am
what’s the point then??
why does this building look like a guilty dog
bet the third joker movie will just be called “jok3r”
i’ve got a body like a sack of potatoes but a personality like a french fry
gas pump: see attendant
me: looks like i no longer need gas
i want the met gala theme to be “work from home” and celebrities just wear designer sweatpants and shirts with holes in them
told someone “my scrubs are made from cotton but i’m made of boyfriend material” then they blocked me immediately
my beach body is like my amazon package: delayed indefinitely
ugh not again
every college guy’s fridge
Batman trying to get some sleep during the day
